Lessons in Love

Maxine's arranged this mission with you and Paula - on date night no less - and Paula is less than pleased. Officially you're collecting cables, unofficially you're picking up Xena DVDs.

Sam, Maxine and Paula discuss the rumour that this warehouse is home to a dangerous nerd cult. Maxine doesn't believe that anyone broadcasting Xena could be bad.

Once inside the warehouse you find some of the pickers still at work. Unfortunately they are now zombies, and have spotted you, so you'll have to run!

You evade the zombies by hiding in a storage cupboard, which luckily contains the very items you're looking for! The zombies you avoided are now trapped so you can leave, but Sam sees something else on cams...

Sam now has a clear view of what's chasing you, and it appears to be a mob of angry, costumed nerds. Looks like those rumours were true!

You try to hide from the mob, but to no avail. It seems they plan to re-enact the end of The Wicker Man and burn you alive! Maxine saves the day by fighting fandom with fandom - shaming the mob into backing down.

Safely on the way back to Abel, Paula concedes that the mission was actually a pretty good date night. It's clear you're now a third wheel however, so Sam suggests an alternate route home.