Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sneak into the highly secure Xia-Hifa Biologics HQ, break into a vault, and get out with the medicine. But something doesn't want you to leave..
if self == Employee: print shirt()
To acquire an urgently needed flu vaccine, you'll first need to enter a strangely high-security factory to... get a T-shirt printed?
if run: grant access()
There are more strenuous tests to pass at Xia-Hifa before you can make it to head office.